Now that I am a Mom…

 

I am a self proclaimed Sippy Cup Expert!

I am able to have Santa call on a moments notice.

I am pretty sure I could win So You Think You Can Dance- The Toddler Edition!

I have become ONE with my washing machine.

I understand and would whole-heartedly argue the value/importance of a owning a reliable and hard core vaccum! 

I put movies in timeout because they say words like stupid.  

I have  A LOT of answers to A LOT of questions. 

 

But on the other hand…

Now that I am a Mom…

I see smiles that continuously brighten my day.

I am reminded several times before going to bed that I am loved “Lots and Lots”!

I am considered a gourmet chef by some very important critics.

I never worry about the “dragons” lurking in my kitchen.

 

I am happier than I ever dreamed possible.