We begin our coverage tonight after a 17 month old was apparently attacked by a rabid chocolate Jello Pudding Pack. While the toddler tried to fight the pudding pack off, it appears that his pint sized efforts were not victorious. Reports have indicated the toddler, Charlie Bailey, was enjoying a delicious meal of grilled cheese when the rabid chocolate pudding pack began attacking his face leading to a messy catastrophe. Witnesses of the attack report that the child did not seem injured or harmed by the pudding . One witness stated, "The child seemed thrilled by the pudding pack!" We recently received word from an inside source that the child was taken to the upstairs bathroom for further inspection after the attack.
In other news tonight, another disturbing incident at the same residence involving an infant. A missing persons report was filed after discovering a missing infant. In the midst of the attack of the Jello Pudding Pack, Bess Bailey, sister to the attacked Charlie Bailey, was unable to be located. A search party was formed and immediately began their search. Thankfully, the infant had been disguised in a duck costume to prevent any further attacks of the Jello Pudding Pack. Witnesses say the costume quite possibly saved her life.
Reporting live for WCB Channel 709, I'm Wylie Bailey.
6 comments:
Rabid packs of chocolate jello roaming the house, attacking kids? Missing babies? The HORROR! Don't make me have to call CPS on y'all...
What in the world! Your house is crazy!! But lots of fun and filled with lots of love from the tots! I do like how Bess has to be disguised to save herself from the tots! See you soon!
PERFECT POST!! Poor Bess went missing, so glad she was recovered!!! Charlie and his pudding!!! LOVE IT!!!
There is a lot of giggling taking place here in Spartanburg! Hehehe!!! :)
Please quit teaching and get a job working at the news station- So funny. I love the pic of Wylie in the glasses- Mom has an identical pic of Caroline like that when she was little. We loved hanging out at the pool with you all!
Lacey
Can a roaming chocolate jello pack please attack me?!! That sounds delicious - Charlie has the right idea!
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